[Daewen]

Hmmm....let's see here. Nazgul hobbies...

Nazgul #1- An avid comic book reader and big fan of the X-men seires. His hero is Wolvarine, which is why he made all the other Nazgul wear those funky metal gloves, because they look sort of like Wolvarines magic knuckles.

Nazgul #2- Enjoys playing soccer and has a crush on star midfielded formerly of Manchester United and now of Real Madrid, the gorgeous David Beckham. Her room back in Barad-Dur is full of Beckham posters and soccer memorabilia. In fact, she has an autographed Beckham jersey underneath her black robes. And speaking of those robes...

Nazgul #3- Yup, those robes are Nazgul #3's fault. After the death of his beloved poodle Herbert, Nazgul #3 insisted that if they all had to wear the metal gloves just because Nazgul #1 said so, then they all should wear black robes to mourn the death of his puppy. Obviously he hasn't quite gotten over Herberts death as they're all still wearing the robes...

Nazgul #4- A major surfer dudette. In her spare time, Nazgul #4 listens to the old Beach Boys albums on a record player and waxes her board. Sadly, she can't surf because obviously there are no waves in Mordor. You remember that Nazgul on the dragon in TTT? Well that was her, flying accross Middle Earth, in search of the perfect wave...

Nazgul #5- He enjoys poetry, ballet, clothes shopping, and watching his favorite show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He has a crush on Carson Kressley...

Nazgul #6- Underneath those big black robes, our dear Nazgul #6 sports a full blown mullett. He loves listening to Madonna, Tina Turner, Def Leopard, and other various 80's hair bands. Much to Nazgul #5's dismany, his clothing style is very 80's as well...You know what that means. Those really ugly short shorts that came up to the middle of a guys thigh, ugly striped sweaters or hideous vests...eeew! HELP! SOMEBODY CALL CARSON!!!

Nazgul #7- Anti-social and a writer. In her spare time Nazgul #7 writes far out fantasy stories about about lands where all the people in power are stupid, because they have access to wonderful technowledgy and instead of using it to aid their people, they want to use it to destroy the people in other lands and ignore all protests of more intellegent indiciduals. Also, it is legal for women to kill their children while they remain in their womb and yet to men or two women cannot marry one another. They seem to support death and discourage love. Like that would ever happen right? Right? Right?

Nazgul #8- A real party animal, Nazgul #8 is the most popular of all the other Nazgul. Being an evil minion of the dark lord is only a starter job for her, because she wants to be an entertainer. She's somewhat clumsy, and keeps tripping over those metal toed boots. And speaking of the boots...

Nazgul #9- Yippie tye, yie, yo, get along little Nazgul, it's your misfortune and none of my own, yippie tye, yie, yo, get along little Nazgul, for you know that Mordor's gonna be your new home. Yup, Nazgul #9 is a cowboy, born and bred. He missed his home a lot, and so he asked if they could all wear bright red cowboy boots with their outfits. However, Nazgul #5 insisted that red clashed horribly with the gothic/chrome look they had going on, so they compromised on shiny metel cowboy boots.


***ok, I had to edit this just to tell you that I know that all the Nazgul are guys, but I'm using my artistic liscense here, ok? So don't go yelling at me telling me there are no girls. I know that...***

[ September 16, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]