Beren and Luthien can't die and come back as mortals, oh no! They're the romance of the story, so they need to become gods and solve every conflict and show up at every battle!
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Melkor is...a giant nose!
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Have you ever read
Bored of the Rings, Nilpaurion Felagund?
Galadriel's going to show up in every scene, just so that you remember that she's there.
Glorfindel who?
Whenever the Naugrim show up, they're all dressed in clown costumes, 'cause they're not important, and you need comic relief in every serious movie!