ok I'm back 
 
Gimli advertising for weight-watchers points plan 
 
Legolas with pink highlights 
 
Arwen blonde.... wait... that would be so appropiriate! 
 
The fellowship leave rivendell wearing tuxs 
 
When in contact with water, the Nazgul's black cloaks suddenly turn flourecent pink 
 
Bilbo's book entitled: DON'T EVER LEAVE HOME! 
 
Gollum wears a hat to avoid sunburn 
 
Denethor stands up straight, wears a complete fishing outfit and says "Gandalf, ol' pal, lets go get some trout" 
 
Strider is overwhelmed by the mission and turns to drunkeness 
 
Gandalf follows his lead and starts smoking pot instead of the shire's leaf 
 
alright i can't come up with any more right now!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				". . . All we must decide is what to do with the time that is given us." 
 
"I pass the test, I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel."
			 
		
		
		
		
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