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Old 02-15-2001, 07:51 PM   #34
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How about

The Fattest dwarf fell into the river in Mirkwood does that make him a Dive Bombur?

And if he put on the ring would that make him a Stealth Bombur?

And if he's angry he's a Mad Bombur.

Where is your Dwalin place?

Don't get all touchy Fili

Mordor he wrote

Q:Which member of the nine walkers was handicaped?
A:Legolas

How was the dullest?
Bore-o-mir

Ok those were pretty lame but I had to try <img src=smile.gif ALT="">


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