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Old 03-13-2001, 01:00 AM   #38
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Re: Tolkien puns

Inspired by my breakfast this morning:
<blockquote>Quote:<hr> Thingol: Go your way therefore! Bring me in your hand a jar of Vegemite from Morgoth's kitchen cupboard; and then, if she will, Luthien may set her hand in yours.

Beren: For little price do Elven-kings sell their daughters: for gems, and things made by Kraft.<hr></blockquote>
(If you don't know what Vegemite is, or get the pun, you need to come to Australia.)



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