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Old 07-02-2001, 12:10 PM   #49
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The first Psychoanalyst: Sigmund Frodo

Tiger Woods is one of the world's greatest gaffers.


I'm a-frodo it's quite serious.



We have sam, sam, eggs, bacon, sausage and sam.
Sam eggs, bacon, sam and sam. Sausage, sausage, sam, eggs and sam...

But I don't like sam! Couldn't I just have eggs and sausage?

Without sam!? Blehh!

Well, sausage, sausage, sam, eggs and sam doesn't have much sam

(music begins) sam sam sam sam, sam sammity sam..

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