Thread: Tolkien puns
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Old 07-13-2001, 07:25 PM   #62
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Mork from um, um......orc

Frodo cat! Neener, Neener, Neener.

Did you see Michael Delving in the tool shed?

How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer? There's wight-out all over the screen.

(I'm blonde by the way, and I have no wight-out, I use an eraser.)

A pawade of wight-supwemacists, recwuiting mowe wights.

Fight to keep youw civil wights.

The American Civil Wights Owganization.

Wight On!

Waise youw wight hand and wepeat aftew me.

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