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Old 12-21-2003, 11:59 AM   #4
Arothir
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When the Dead Men appear at the Pelennor fields a voice says: MnM's minies

since I thought the Pyre of Denethor would come at the beginning with the wrong placement of Didst thou think the eyes of the White tower were blind: Gandalf says, "Fool, that's not how the man wrote it, you are not supposed to seem mad yet!"

When Eowyn comes to kill the Witch king and says I am a woman, he says, "Wait, you are still a human. When Tolkien wrote this book, man was used as a synonym for human, because he wasn't politically correct!" Eowyn says,"But Master Merry is a Hobbit not a Man!" The Witch King pulls out the Letters of JRR Tolkien and says, "But in Letter whatever number he says hobbits are part of the human race! You fool only an elf or Ainu can kill me!"
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