Lol; that'll put a new twist on an old joke: "What's worse than finding a little green worm in a cherry tomato? Finding half a little green worm in a cherry tomato!"
*When the elven-smiths are reforging Narsil, one of them sticks the blade into the tempering water too soon, and it shatters.*
Elf #1: "Oops."
Elf#2: "You moron!!! Now we have even more pieces to put back together! I was almost finished too!!!"
Elrond: "No, it's worse than that. The blade can only be reforged once, and once only. Middle Earth is now doomed because of your utter stupidity."
Elves: *
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