[Everdawn]

I cant remember the exact words on the Paths of the Dead but here goes.

Head Ghostie: We do not suffer the living.

Aragorn: You will suffer me.

Head Ghostie: No man! NO we wont, are you deaf or something? Now go away, or we shall be forced to taunt you a second time!


This is one my friend Bekki (new to LOtR) and I came up with at the LOTR marathon.
We call it;
The real inscription on the Ring
FOTR:
Frodo: I cant read it, it's some form of elvish...
Gandlaf: In the common tongue, it says- You like Chinese food, call 555-679 for Yum Cha to Go!


FOTR:

Aragorn: It is the old fortress of Amon Sûn (?)... but i like ot call it Stonehenge.


ROTK: Aragorn stands after recieving his crown, music starts to play, he stands and raided his arms for all to see... and then he sings.
"Dont cry for my Argentina!"

FOTR:

Frodo: Baggins? Shire! But that will lead them here!
Gandalf: *looks alarmed* It will? Damn...