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Old 01-05-2004, 09:23 AM   #34
Nimrothiel
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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I got another Monty Python one!

*gates of Gondor; scene with battering ram*

Gandalf: "You are men of Gondor! Whatever comes through that door you can stand!"

*gates are broken; the Knights of Ni enter*

Head of the Knights of Ni: "We aaaare the Kniiiights of...Ni! Iiiif you tryyy to fiiight us, weee will saaaaay...Ni! Ni!"

*chorus of "Nis" from other Knights*

Gandalf: "The dreaded Knights of Ni! It is said that anyone who sees them rarely lives to tell the tale! Run away, run away!"

Knights of Ni: "Ni! Ni! Ni!"
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