TTT~
The elves walk up to the gate of Helm's Deep.
Elves: Hail! We come from Elrond.
Muttering from above...
Random soldier 1: d'you think they're real elves?
Random soldier 2: could be... that stumpy fellow's a bit doubtful...
Random soldier 1: that's the director.
Random soldier 2: oh...
*more muttered conferring*
Four hours later, in the bitter, rainy night...
Elves *shivering*: hello? Can we come in yet?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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