(Shelob's Lair)
Frodo: Aiya Ear... Earen... Oh damn!
*pulls out script and frantically starts flipping pages while Shelob is practically drooling over his shoulder*
Frodo: *holds up a hand* Hold on a moment please! I have to find the line!
*keeps searching for so long that Shelob loses her patience and screams*
Shelob: It's "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima," you stunted mushroom-lover!
Frodo: Oh, thanks! Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!
Shelob: Aw crap! *crawls off after being blinded*
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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