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Old 01-28-2004, 12:48 PM   #47
Feared Half-Elf
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Thats what I thought when I was watching Rotk, everyone must have thought I was mad because I was sat in the cinema killing myself!

Pippin and Merry are singing drunkenly on the table, everyone else laughing. Pippin leaps off the table, completely drunk, and hugs one of the men.
Pippin: MUMMY!
PJ: Billy, you're not supposed to actually drink the beer!

Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: I don't know about my heart, but my stomach wants pizza!

When Gandalf and Pippin are looking towards Mordor on the balcony in Minas Tirith, a huge firework flies up and explodes.
Gandalf: Since I went white, Radagast seems to have picked up my talent for fireworks. He obviously likes being grey...
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