hmm. I have the strangest feeling I have answered this thread before. But since I do not see any post of mine up here, I have a sneaking suspicion that I may have posted it in a different thread by accident... anyway.
1.) When you wake your little brother up by hissing "Fissshhhh..." in his ear (and subsequently get walloped in the face for it)
2.) When the same little brother makes you promise not to do that anymore, you hiss "we swears on the preciousss" and limp off.
3.) When you get out of bed in the morning by shouting "Forth Eorlingas!" (and then trip over your books and crash to the floor in a most un-rohirrim like manner)
4.) when you go up to a random person who's smoking and tell them that their love of the halfling's weed will slow their minds.
5.) when you ask for a bottle of the old vineyard of 1412 at a fancy restaurant. even though i'm not exactly drinking age. just for the heck of it.
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