You give constant lectures on how LOTR is in fact six books, not three. Also when you give your friend an ovation when they finish the Silm. And when your friend's been reading FOTR for about a day and he's already posing as an expert, so you bite his head off.
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Then Felagund upon the head
of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine,
till I return this crown is thine."
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