Today's Prophecy for November-born
8/18/2002
I perceive that you take great pride in your jeweled circlet, so I say to you: Beware of your haughtiness! For even while you admire your own reflection in the still waters, a foul vapor rises from your arms, and Men and donkeys flee from your stench.*
- Malbeth the Seer -
What?! I have BO or something?! *Runs off to buy a bottle of perfume - Valinor's Finest*
And I wish I had a jewelled circlet.
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'It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: someone has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them' ~Frodo
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn
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