poor Hama! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
Hama is staring into the infinite middle-distance, paying little attention to what is being said
Aragorn: Death shall come to any man that draws Elendil's sword save Elendil's heir.
exeunt Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas
Hama: What did that guy just say? "Draw the sword"? Well, I suppose I should do what he says...
sword starts attacking Hama
Hama: Ai! Ai!
Hama starts running down steps, trying to get away from sword. He trips and falls, landing on his head, resulting in massive brain damage and slow painful death.
Aragorn: That'll learn ya to touch my sword, horse-boy. spits on Hama's grave
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