[Nimrothiel]

Oooh, good one! This one's kind of dumb, but:

*Denethor is eating cherry tomatos; suddenly a worm crawls out of the side he has just bitten into*

Denethor: "That's the third time this week that I've found a worm in my tomatos! Guard, tell the head cook that he's fired, and lock him in the dungeon!"

Pippin: "Well, my lord, it could have been worse..."

Denethor: "Did I say you could talk?"

Pippin: "Well, no, but..."

Denethor: "Oh, nevermind. How could it have been worse?"

Pippin: "You could have found half of a worm in your tomato."

Denethor: "Alright, you're going to keep the head cook company for a loooong time."