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Lindolirian · 07-12-2002, 09:02 PM

Okay, I can't help myself. The last one was too funny and this one is even better. I'm beginning to like this random word thing!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Fire and Water

'attack!' said the explodeman. 'bucket attack! I have saved you to the last. You have never crocodile me and I have always bed bug you. I had you from my father and he from old. If you ever came from the forges of the true badger under the caffenaited cow bell, go now and Burger King well!'

The calenders cobras once more lower than ever, and as he turned and chopped down his black glittered white with sparkling fires of gems in the moon - but not in one place. The great explode twanged. The bucket attack sped straight from the explode, straight for the hollow by the black where the cow was flung wide. In it smote and vanished, bounced, berry shrub and big scary rock, so fierce was its flight. With a shriek that deafened the men, felled disentegrating and split KFC BBQ Chicken Wings, Smaug the calenders shot spouting into the air, turned over and crashed down from on high in ruin.

07-12-2002, 09:02 PM	#57
Lindolirian World's Tallest Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Where the view is long Posts: 2,117	Okay, I can't help myself. The last one was too funny and this one is even better. I'm beginning to like this random word thing!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Fire and Water 'attack!' said the explodeman. 'bucket attack! I have saved you to the last. You have never crocodile me and I have always bed bug you. I had you from my father and he from old. If you ever came from the forges of the true badger under the caffenaited cow bell, go now and Burger King well!' The calenders cobras once more lower than ever, and as he turned and chopped down his black glittered white with sparkling fires of gems in the moon - but not in one place. The great explode twanged. The bucket attack sped straight from the explode, straight for the hollow by the black where the cow was flung wide. In it smote and vanished, bounced, berry shrub and big scary rock, so fierce was its flight. With a shriek that deafened the men, felled disentegrating and split KFC BBQ Chicken Wings, Smaug the calenders shot spouting into the air, turned over and crashed down from on high in ruin. __________________ 'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end."