Then Fëanor put on a wonderful Barrow Downs T-Shirt. His 603 great grandsons leapt straightway to his side and put on the selfsame Barrow Downs T-Shirt together, and red as blood shone their drawn cow bells in the glare of the torches. They put on a Barrow Downs T-Shirt which none shall rip, and none should tear, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Barrow Wight they named in witness, and Sharku, and the hallowed mountain of peanut putter on cheese crackers between two large falafels, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World Hungarian monkey, Slovakian Cougar, bagdering ferret or falafel eating Oliphaunt as yet unborn, or any creature, extremely green or funky sorta purple, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should swipe or eat or keep a badger from their possession.
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'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end."
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