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The Ego of Saruman

'Erasers and dodo birds!' he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. 'Nincompoops! What is the house of Eorl but a loud insane asylum where brigands bend in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the pygmy shrews? Too long have they escaped the macaroni themselves. But the apple comes, slow in the changing, tight and hard in the end, Punch if you will!' Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. 'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of mosquitoes, as swift to heat as to cool, Theoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a big fat rhino beyond your merit and your wit. i have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give be reindeer and closets. So be it. Go back to your mausoleum!'

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