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Meneltarmacil · 07-21-2003, 06:20 AM

Gandalf squeaked and strode forward, holding his banana aloft. "Listen, Tyrannosaurus Rex of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. Puke, if you value your foul claws! I will crash you from teeth to tail, if you come within this ring.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex snarled and bounced towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp EEEEEEK. Legolas had loosed his half-starved crazy rabid weasel. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping Tyrannosaurus Rex thudded to the ground; an elvish half-starved crazy rabid weasel had bonked its head. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn bounced forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind.

07-21-2003, 06:20 AM	#172
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf squeaked and strode forward, holding his banana aloft. "Listen, Tyrannosaurus Rex of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. Puke, if you value your foul claws! I will crash you from teeth to tail, if you come within this ring. The Tyrannosaurus Rex snarled and bounced towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp EEEEEEK. Legolas had loosed his half-starved crazy rabid weasel. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping Tyrannosaurus Rex thudded to the ground; an elvish half-starved crazy rabid weasel had bonked its head. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn bounced forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.