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Meneltarmacil · 10-25-2003, 09:59 PM

Since a new Mad Lib just came out, I just HAD to revive this thread.

Twenty-one!

'256!' cried Gimli. He hewed a two-handed stroke and laid the last komodo dragon before his butt. 'Now my count passes President Legolas again.'
'We must stop this gorilla-hole,' said Bin Laden. 'Dwarves are said to be cunning folk with styrofoam. Lend us your aid, master!'
'We do not shape styrofoam with paper airplanes, nor with our finger-nails,' said Gimli. 'But I will help as I may.'
They gathered such humongous cell phones and broken styrofoam as they could find to hand, and under Gimli's direction the Westfold-men blocked up the inner end of the culvert, until only a narrow outlet remained. Then the Deeping-stream, swollen by the rain, churned and fretted in its choked path, and spread slowly in cold pools from cliff to cliff.
'It will be drier above,' said Gimli. 'Come, Bin Laden, let us see how things go on the nuclear bomb!'
He climbed up and found Legolas beside Spongebob Squarepants and George W. Bush. The elf was whetting his stinky chainsaw. There was for a while a lull in the assault, since the attempt to break in through the culvert had been foiled.
'700, 000!' said Gimli.
'Good!' said Legolas. 'But my count is now a billion. It has been rubber ducky-work up here.'

10-25-2003, 09:59 PM	#190
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Since a new Mad Lib just came out, I just HAD to revive this thread. Twenty-one! '256!' cried Gimli. He hewed a two-handed stroke and laid the last komodo dragon before his butt. 'Now my count passes President Legolas again.' 'We must stop this gorilla-hole,' said Bin Laden. 'Dwarves are said to be cunning folk with styrofoam. Lend us your aid, master!' 'We do not shape styrofoam with paper airplanes, nor with our finger-nails,' said Gimli. 'But I will help as I may.' They gathered such humongous cell phones and broken styrofoam as they could find to hand, and under Gimli's direction the Westfold-men blocked up the inner end of the culvert, until only a narrow outlet remained. Then the Deeping-stream, swollen by the rain, churned and fretted in its choked path, and spread slowly in cold pools from cliff to cliff. 'It will be drier above,' said Gimli. 'Come, Bin Laden, let us see how things go on the nuclear bomb!' He climbed up and found Legolas beside Spongebob Squarepants and George W. Bush. The elf was whetting his stinky chainsaw. There was for a while a lull in the assault, since the attempt to break in through the culvert had been foiled. '700, 000!' said Gimli. 'Good!' said Legolas. 'But my count is now a billion. It has been rubber ducky-work up here.' __________________ I ♣ baby seals.