LOTR murphy's laws
I was thinking of a few while surfing around here.
Note:A murphy's law is not neccesarily "what can go wrong WILL go wrong" all the time.
Tips for surviving in Middle Earth combat:
Never fight to protect someone (Boromir)
Never ride out first to scout
Never defend the outer wall
Always stay on the edges if you are on the wall
Never fight on the front lines
Your armor will give you no protectin whatsoever.
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