Limerick, anyone?
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			<font face="Verdana"><table><TR><TD><FONT SIZE="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pile o' Bones 
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Loved the "Puns" thread so much, I think it's time for more humor. How about limericks (collective groan?) 
  
 The maiden, Eowyn the fair 
 Donned her armor and tucked up her hair. 
 Told the Witch-King, "You're slick, 
 but, you fool, I'm a chick! 
 If you think I won't slay you, 
 Au contraire!" 
  
 The hobbit had to have a "lookit" 
 the stone thrown by Grima the crooked. 
 While the old wizard slept, 
 up beside him he crept, 
 And then our poor Peregrin Took (pun intended) it!   
 
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