[TolkienGurl]

There once was a burglar hobbit
Who told all the hungry dwarves "Stop it!
I can't go on this quest,
You are unwelcome guests,
Let me live my life in peace and quiet!"

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The Ringwraiths are creatures of Fear
They come from a land, oh so drear.
Their Message brings Doom
To the Ringbearer. - soon
Will come Darkness and War far and near.

* * * * * *

Once lived Gandalf the Grey
Who fell into Darkness, they say
He battled and fought
Yielded at naught
Held the Forces of Darkness at bay.

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He was an excellent "magician"
Whom the Hobbits held in suspicion.
But the marvelous display
Of the fireworks that Day,
Beat their petty complaints into submission (huh?).

[ October 18, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]