There was a spider named Lobbie,
Who always ate Orcs as a hobby,
A Hobbit she tried,
And so nearly died,
She went to her cave all sobby.
(Yes I know, it's horrible. But it's just my first one.)
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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