[Arwen Melian]

Now that was funny dragoneyes and it looked like Frodo was on drugs.
Here is mine:
the New Yorker version(and no I'm not from manhattan)
Better yet, the ghetto version:
Pippin: Yo, that's Sam's girl..got a problem wid her brotha ..let's take it outside!

person Pippin is argueing with: Yo! You got issues man!You be comin out here and makin a fool out of your-bleep- self! What you be talkin about we are out side!Fool!
voices in the background: Jerry!Jerry!
(only americans would understand that..unless they have jerry springer in europe..I hate that show.)
Merry:here take this apple , throw it at him,
do it for sam, they did it in the book!
Frodo:That's a pretty apple...I want some(he tries to bite the apple, then misses; falling on Merry's lap)
the person pippin is argueing with:
Your family is whack! They be on drugs all the time!
Pippin: Come here you fool say it to my face!
bleep-bleep.

This is the first time I have made something like this, and I am nothing like this...trust me.