Actually, Arwen Melian, I found that rather funny, though I'm not that way either! I liked yours, too Mintyztwin. Throwing apples...it just amuses me.
Elijah: "Must....eat....something....starving!"
Dom: "Now, Lij, you know PJ wants you to have that 'wasted' look so people appreciate all the trails Frodo is going through. This apple is for Billy, he needs fattening up."
Elijah: "I...don't...care...must...have...sustenence."
Billy: "Mmmf...if I eat any more I'm going to explode."
*Elijah faints from hunger and Billy explodes, so Dom eats the apple—The End*
[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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