Merry: May I offer you an apple, Mister Peregrin?
Pippin: Nay, I turn up my nose at your meager sustinance!
Frodo *in a freaky igor-ish voice*: Master...Master Frodo likes apples give Frodo the apple...
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I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay.
- Bob Dylan
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