Aragorn: *gulp* w-what is that?
Eowyn: is that what i think it is?
Aragorn: it cannot be...
Eowyn: can it?
Aragorn: mommy...
Eowyn: never thought i'd see the day...
Guy off camera: for God's sake you two! haven't you ever seen a bar of soap before?
Aragorn: it's eeeeevvvviiiillll....EEEEVVVVIIILLL!!!!
Eowyn: you do kinda need a bath...
please don't bash it too much...i actually had to think for that!
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Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
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