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EDIT: Why does it say 'The Exorcism' at the bottom?
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I have no idea. I was kind of wondering that myself.
Eowyn: Who are those that approach from afar?
Aragorn: Rabid fangirls. They have been following us for months now.
Eowyn: They seem to be heading straight for you, Aragorn. No....wait. They're turning. Oh, look- there's Legolas. Wow, I've never seen him look so frightened. The fangirls seem to be closing in on him. Oh, oh- they're dog piling! Ouch, that's gotta hurt! Poor Legolas! Do you think we should go and help him, Aragorn?
Aragorn: Nah. Legolas can take care of himself. This is his 31st encounter with the fangirls and not once did anyone help him. And look- he's still in one piece. *shouts* Right, Legolas?
Legolas: Aaah! Please help me! I think I broke another rib. Uphh!!!!
Eowyn: Um, Aragorn, he IS asking for help, though.
Aragorn: What?! Don't tell me you believe him! That's just a game Legolas plays. If he really wanted to get rid of the fangirls, he would've just shot them with his bow a long time ago. *shouts again* Right Legolas?
*Legolas is unable to respond for he is unconscious and is being carried away by the rabid fangirls.*