Aragorn: "Look, Éowyn, it wouldn't kill you to do something with your hair. I'm thinking, if you don't want the trouble of braiding it you could go for a nice wedge cut. You know, the Dorothy Hamill look. Or, oh, I know! How about that short, spikey '80s pop look?"
Faramir: "I love your flowing hair just the way it is, Éowyn dear. Wouldn't it look striking if we stood atop the battlements of Minas Tirith and kissed, with our raven and golden tresses blowing together in the wind?"
Éowyn: "Oh come on, peoples, who would you pick?"
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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