Good one Tyler.
For the Gandalf one:
Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn: Gandalf!
Gandalf: Greeyings! Have you shrunk since I last saw you Legolas?
Aragorn: Ahh yes, an unfortunate incident involving a group of orcs and a washing machine...
Legolas: *voice slightly higher than usual* Ai! Speak of it no more! For me the grief is still too near.
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