Gollum: "What's 'taters', eh precious? What's 'taters'?"
Sam: "Taters by Samwise...it's a beauty potion. Try it."
Gollum: "Eek! I'm so deathly afraid of becoming pretty! Ehehehehehe!" *runs away, leaving a trail of hairpins in his wake*
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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