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Old 12-29-2002, 12:01 PM   #724
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new! new! NEW! from tiger electronics that manufactures other fine products comes.... the sam-o-matic! listen to him as he repeats annoying phrases like "frodo! sir frodo! master frodo!" and can follow you accurately if you mention the words "I'am going to mordor-stay here!"

Now at a retailer near you: the sam-o-matic compatible gollum toy!(as shown in picture). with infra-red connections and stunningly realistic voices, these two can argue away at pronounciations like "PO-TA-TOES!" with increasing pleasure! They even keep eye contact!

For only £19.99, you can own the pair, and get a FREE cauldron which makes bubbling noises when you put water in it! Its a must-have! Own YOURS today!
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