Frodo: Hawwwooo Auntie Arwen!!! I love you!! Did you bring me a present?? I´m hungry! Arwen, I want to Eat!! WAAAHHH
Arwen: Why oh Why did I have to start babysitting????????
Frodo: She´s all mine... I´m strangly attracted to her... she so much taller... and no hairy feet... I don´t understand
Arwen: FRODO!!! GET OFF!!!! OR SHALL I CALL ARAGORN?????
Frodo: Go ahead. For one kiss, I´ll take a thousand Aragorns.
Arwen: Whatever you say... ARAGORN!! DARLING CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE?
Aragorn: (to Frodo) GET OFF MY GIRL!
Frodo: No.
Aragorn: You asked for it... *take Anduril, stabes Frodo to pieces*
=>Note. Thats a nasty pic. Sort of. She must be like ten cm. taller.
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