Snowy one:
Frodo: When I look into your eyes...
Merry: Frodo? Why are you chatting up Bill?
Frodo: I'm practicing
Merry: For what?
Frodo: For when I get married.
Merry: But you don't.
Frodo: Really? Well that makes life a whole lot simpler.
Sam: Pippin? Pippin? Is anybody in there?
Pippin: ...
Sam: obviously not.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.
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