WOW WHEEEEEEEE!!!! My first ever post [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
k here's 2:
Gollum: I'm ready for my close up
Photographer: Stunning, all that skulking really paid off, and your skin *kisses into the air* so unnatural
Gollum: Why thankyou, I reagularly detan, the sun's a real pain in the neck
Photographer: And I assume the dress is to show your evil senserity, and smooth mov.......creepi..stalking
Gollum: Er............yeseses?
Photographer: Love it! This is gonna be on the front page
Gollum: *flutters eyelashes* You really think so? Just one question
Photographer: That's two, but contiue
Gollum: Why is everyone looking in every direction except at me, in a digusted manner
Photographer: Their just jelous
*advertisment* If you want to look like this luvvly lady...all you have to do is buy, one evil ring, go on a diet of fish for 500 years, and never go in the sun, which you can all get now for only £12.99! visit the evil lord sauron destroyer of souls for details....... We interviewed this young woman (500 year old bloke in other words). "What do u think of the ring obcession course?" "Gollum! We hates it my preciousess....we hates it forever!"......*interviewerer double blinks*....pause...... This is why we think you should never ever do this....thankyou for your time on what not to do.
[ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: fiish_so_juicy_sweet ]
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