I thought I'd never get those relatives out to save the rest of the Shire! Good God, not a moments peace. First its mum saying "Oh, my how you've grown! My little Pip's all grown up!" and my sister's pouting "How coe YOUR prince? Why aren't we princesses?" and then I (of course) had to tell the WHOLE story. By then we saw torches in the distance, and I hurried them all out. Don't want foot hair singed again...
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-What is it about the Green ones?-
"...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."
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