Lol, I can just hear Yoda saying that, "Not scared enough, you are."
Okay, I posted this one somewheres else a while back, but I like it...
Faramir: "What is your name? Whence do you come? And whither do yuo go? What is your business?"
Gollum: "I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that hobbit and POW! Mesa here! Mesa very scared!"
Faramir: "The punishment for entering the Forbidden Pool unbidden is death!"
Gollum: "How wude!"
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