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Kalimac · 03-09-2003, 01:19 AM

GANDALF: We haven't got time to argue about it in committee!

ELROND: I am NOT a committee!

(or something like that)

I'd satirize something from Eps I and II but mercifully I can't really remember much of the dialogue, except for...

ARAGORN: I don't like the rocks in Mordor. They're hard and rough. Not like you, Arwen. You're soft and smooth.

(Hey, who could resist giving up their immortality to hear poetry like that?)

03-09-2003, 01:19 AM	#10
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	GANDALF: We haven't got time to argue about it in committee! ELROND: I am NOT a committee! (or something like that) I'd satirize something from Eps I and II but mercifully I can't really remember much of the dialogue, except for... ARAGORN: I don't like the rocks in Mordor. They're hard and rough. Not like you, Arwen. You're soft and smooth. (Hey, who could resist giving up their immortality to hear poetry like that?) __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.