Somehow the scipts got messed up and.....
Padme: I don't need more protection I need answer, I want to know who's trying to kill me.
Anakin: Its over there on the mantelpiece...no wait its here in my pocket.
Leah: What?!?!
Grand Mof Tarken(or whatever the guy who is in control of the death star): Your far to trusting you may fire it when ready.
Leah: Its mine I found it! It came to Me!!!!
Death Star Guy: Theres no need to get angry.
Leah: Well If im angry its your fault, we are a peacful planet we have no weapons!
Darth Vader: Are you frightened?
Leah: Yes.
Yoda: You will be.......wait......
Jar Jar: Any help here woulda be hot. (or what he says when inprisoned by the gungans)
Qui-gon: Jar Jar Bink! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to help you, I'm trying to kill you.
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Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.
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