I call a real arsehole guy in my class Lurtz. Then me and my friend Elen write to each other in Runes, and we always, always, ALWAYS have to compare every single thing to LotR. We have a band trip in May, and the bus we're going on has TV's. Guess what we're going to wake everyone up with at one in the morning. Oh yeah.
"Hey, ho! to the bottle I go"
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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