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Boromir: A Swiss Army Knife.
Faramir: A broken Swiss Army Knife.
Denethor: ... a stick. On fire.
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Genius! Pure genius!
Aragorn: a pile of dust.
Boromir: a giant cookie.
Legolas: hair spray bottle.
Gimli: a hunk of meat.
Frodo: a Barbie doll.
Sam: a sausage.
Pippin: a Sindy doll.
Merry: a doll called Lucinda.
Gandalf: also a doll called Lucinda.
Denethor: a marshmallow.
Faramir: a doll called Lucinda.
Gollum: a fish called Wanda.
Saruman: a doll called Jennifer.
Grima: a box of kleenex.
Eowyn: a starfish (as in those Ninja weapons).
Eomer: a jar of saddlesoap.
Theoden: a ham and pineapple pizza (???? maybe I'm just hungry right now...)
Elrond: a pinball machine??? Where has my mind gone???