List of obsessive things Elenna has done:
1) spent 200 dollars on fabric for my TTT costume. (I'll be paying my dad back till I'm 30)
2) bought one of those cheap ring reproductions, wore it to school and danced around saying "you can't see me"
3) scream at mean people "Go back to the shadow, for you shall not pass!"
4) smacked someone for making fun of Ian McKellen for being gay.
5) smacked someone for saying that the elves were all women
6) convinced everyone to call me Elenna instead of my real name
7) am working a summer job to buy a sword
8) wrote music for most of the LOTR songs and randomly break out into A! Elbereth Gilthoniel!
Does this make me obsessed?
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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