These are great!
(I'm a little teapot)
I'm a little hobbit short and stout
Samwise and I are on a rough route
When I throw the ring in
Hear me shout
Mt Doom will explode, get the heck out
(POP goes the weasel)
All around the elvish place
the peoples had a council
Elrond named it the Fellowship
POP! goes the one ring.
Fellowship set out on a quest
then lost a few of its members
Two hobbits made it to Mt Doom
POP! goes the one ring
(I posted this in the limmericks, but I'll add it here, too)
There is a land called the Shire
it housed a burgler for hire
he went on his way
with dwarves oh so gay
and a wizard who played with fire.
(not homosexual)
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