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			Only ten years? Okay...I'll give a little dialogue...
 Scene: Only Gandalf is there. Sam walks in with 3 of his children...
 Sam: Well! I've arri-
 One of his children: Daddy! Daddy! Is this your frie-
 Another one of his children: Daddy! I want some food!
 Another: And gimme candy!
 Sam: Where are your manne-
 Child #1: These are your friends right? Where's Master Gim-
 Child #2: Where's the food?
 Child #3: Caaaaaandy! Me want caaaaandy!
 Gandalf: *leans over* My, my, what have we here?
 Child #3: Do you have candy?
 Gandalf: *ruffles the child's hair* There'll be food enough soon!
 Legolas and Gimli walk in.
 Legolas: No! "Yrch" is Elvish for "Orcs"!
 Gimli: Then just say "Orcs"!
 Legolas: Why should I? I speak a far fairer tongue!
 Gimli: I'll give you a faire-
 Child #1: Gimliiiiiiiiiiiiii! Is that Gimliiiiiiiiiiii?
 Gimli: *spins around* Samwise!
 Sam: Gimli!
 Legolas: Samwise!
 Sam: Legolas!
 They all run and embrace
 Legolas: Samwise! It's so good to see-
 Child #1: *runs in and breaks up the embrace* Giiiiiimli! It's Giiiiiiiimli! You're my favoritest, Gimli!
 Gimli: Bah! Who are you?
 Child #3: *Pulls on Legolas's sleeve* Mister Elf? Do you have candy?
 Legolas: I am sorry, no...
 Aragorn and Arwen enter
 Legolas: King Elessar!
 Aragorn: Legolas!
 Child #2: Do you have food?
 Aragorn: Huh?
 Merry and Pippin enter.
 Merry: Well! We made it! The kings both gave us some time off!
 Child #3: Master Merriadoc! Master Perigrin! You must have caaaaaandyyyyyy!
 Pippin: Yes, I do, actually, here! *gives Child #3 some candy*
 Child #3: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy!
 Child #2: Hey! Gimme some! *the 2 begin to fight*
 Merry: So, how has everyone bee-
 Child #1: I can't believe it's Giiiiiiimliiiiii! *hugs Gimli*
 Gimli: Bah! Hey! Watch the beard.
 Legolas begins to laugh.
 Gimli: *pries the child off* Here! You take it then! *the child clings to Legolas*
 Legolas: Aiya! Elbereth Gilthoniel! Let go! You're wrinkling my tunic!
 Child #2: Gimme the candy!
 Child #3: But it's miiiiiiiine! *Child #2 wrenches the candy from #3's hands*
 Child #3: Daaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyy!
 Sam: Give it back!
 Child #2: But Daddy...
 Sam: You heard me!
 Child #2: Oh...okay...*pouts and gives the candy back*
 Pippin: Do not fear, little one! I have more! *hands some candy to Child #2*
 Child #2: Thank yoooouuuuu! *eats the candy and latches onto Pippin...both Legolas and Pippin wrench the childrens' arms off from around their waists and the children run and begin to wrestle with Child #3*
 Sam: Where is Frodo?
 Frodo: *walks in wearily* Here I am, Sam.
 Sam: Master Frodo! *embraces him gently* Are you all right?
 Frodo: *smiles weakly* I am afraid I will never be again, Sam...
 Sam: *tears coming to his eyes* I-I'm so s-sorry Mister Frodo...I really am...
 Frodo: Fret not Sam! Look at your beatiful children!
 All 3 Children: Froooodoooooo! *all run and embrace him, then let go*
 Child #2: What's wrong, Daddy?
 Sam: N-nothing children, run off and play!
 All 3: OKAY!!! *run off and play*
 Frodo: Where's Rosie, Sam?
 Sam: She had another gathering of her old friends she went to...
 Frodo: Oh...okay...
 A ghostly shade floats in...it's Boromir!
 All of the others, except Gandalf: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
 Gandalf: Boromir! My old friend! You made it!
 Boromir: Let's cut to the chase, is the ring really gone?
 Gandalf: Yes, it is...
 Boromir: GAH! No! Oh...oh well...I'll stay...there'll be food right?
 Child #2: Did you say fooooooooooooood?
 Legolas: Yes, there should be...
 
 This carries on for a while, then they say their "namarie"'s and take their leave of each other...
 
				__________________"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
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