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Daewen · 04-23-2003, 05:04 PM

Ok...here's my go at it...

Sam: *busteling about the kitchen* I've got the ale, the whiskey, the beer, the mead, the wine, the champaign, and the vodka...but I think I'm forgetting something. But what? I've got all the alchahol in the shire. It seem's I have all that I need...

Rosie: *walking in* Food darling. You forgot food.

Sam: Oh! Right! Food! That stuff that you eat...when you're not traveling halfway accross the planet to the home of the dark lord with a master who obviously doesn't share the affection you feel toward him and a whiny two faced bug eyed green blob! *scowls*

Roise: You had feelings for dear old Master Frodo?!

Sam: *back to his normal good natured self* No of course not, dearest, where on Earth would you get a silly notion like that?

Rosie: You just said...

Pippin: *coming in suddenly and cutting her off* Sam!! I'm here! Guess what?! Diamond's pregnant! I never understood it before, but now I know why you had all those kids...

Sam: *looking rather abashed* Rosie and decided to have kids because we wanted them and we love them and...

Merry: *bursting in* Hello everyone! I've arrived!!

Merry Gamgee (sam's second son) *in a really rushed breathless voice*: Master Merry! Hi! guess what, I'm named after you and I think you're really cool and I want to be just like to and pull pranks and steal vegetables and drink alot because my dad said you did all of that when you were my age! Did you do that Merry, did ya, huh, did ya? *gives him a big hug and doesn't let go*

Merry (trying to pry him off): Um...hello...

Legolas and Gimli *coming in together*: Hello everyone!

Merry *still trying to pull the kid off*: Hello Legolas, Gimli.

Gimli: Who's the runt?

Merry: Sam's son...I think he likes me...

Merry G *babbling really fast again*: Like you?! Of course I like you! You're my hero ya know, because you do cool stuff like take mushrooms from farmer maggot and swim in the Brandywine river even though my dad says that a hobbit swimming is "right crazy" and you're the master of Buckland and you're not married or have any kids, because I don't want any kids because they're really annoying, don't ya think Merry?!

Merry: Yes...I do...

04-23-2003, 05:04 PM	#15
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Ok...here's my go at it... Sam: busteling about the kitchen I've got the ale, the whiskey, the beer, the mead, the wine, the champaign, and the vodka...but I think I'm forgetting something. But what? I've got all the alchahol in the shire. It seem's I have all that I need... Rosie: walking in Food darling. You forgot food. Sam: Oh! Right! Food! That stuff that you eat...when you're not traveling halfway accross the planet to the home of the dark lord with a master who obviously doesn't share the affection you feel toward him and a whiny two faced bug eyed green blob! scowls Roise: You had feelings for dear old Master Frodo?! Sam: back to his normal good natured self No of course not, dearest, where on Earth would you get a silly notion like that? Rosie: You just said... Pippin: coming in suddenly and cutting her off Sam!! I'm here! Guess what?! Diamond's pregnant! I never understood it before, but now I know why you had all those kids... Sam: looking rather abashed Rosie and decided to have kids because we wanted them and we love them and... Merry: bursting in Hello everyone! I've arrived!! Merry Gamgee (sam's second son) in a really rushed breathless voice: Master Merry! Hi! guess what, I'm named after you and I think you're really cool and I want to be just like to and pull pranks and steal vegetables and drink alot because my dad said you did all of that when you were my age! Did you do that Merry, did ya, huh, did ya? gives him a big hug and doesn't let go Merry (trying to pry him off): Um...hello... Legolas and Gimli coming in together: Hello everyone! Merry still trying to pull the kid off: Hello Legolas, Gimli. Gimli: Who's the runt? Merry: Sam's son...I think he likes me... Merry G babbling really fast again: Like you?! Of course I like you! You're my hero ya know, because you do cool stuff like take mushrooms from farmer maggot and swim in the Brandywine river even though my dad says that a hobbit swimming is "right crazy" and you're the master of Buckland and you're not married or have any kids, because I don't want any kids because they're really annoying, don't ya think Merry?! Merry: Yes...I do... __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!